Rick Majerus Loves Being Naked

JJ · January 18th, 2008, 03:21 PM

From this week's Sports Illustrated:

Another player remembers Majerus calling him up to his hotel room on various occasions, and “he’d answer the door in his towel and I’d come in and the towel would fall off and it was like nothing had happened. He’d just be standing there buck naked. One year he had this lower-back injury, and he would have the trainer massage it with the ultrasound. But instead of just lowering his pants a little bit, Majerus would pull his pants down to his ankles and sit in a chair and coach us. Sometimes he’d be like, ‘Guys, bring it in, take a knee.’ We’d come in, and we’re just like, No way this is happening.”
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Majerus kept telling [former Utah player Michael] Doleac that he needed to keep six inches between himself and his opponent in the post. When Doleac was caught shortly after leaning on his man, the coach erupted. “‘Jesus ****in Christ, Doleac! When a guy catches the ball in the post, you gap him six inches!’” Doleac recalls Majerus yelling. “Then he turns to the guys sitting on the baseline and says, ‘Six f***** inches,’ and he says, ‘the size of the average white d***!’ and pulls it out.”

http://larrybrownsports.com/2008/01/...s-being-naked/

Dear. God.

!NICK! · January 18th, 2008, 03:24 PM

He's not a big Gay guy.

Fritz · January 18th, 2008, 03:25 PM

That's just disturbing.

Ramp · January 18th, 2008, 03:53 PM

I lol'd

Swift · January 18th, 2008, 06:21 PM

finsfan524 · January 18th, 2008, 06:51 PM

Wtf!!!!!!?!?!?!?!

The HanRam · January 18th, 2008, 06:54 PM

That reminds me of a line from Futurama...

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Pine trees went extinct 80 years ago, gone the way of the poodle and your outmoded concepts of modesty.
[Disrobes, standing completely naked]
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Ah. Brisk.

marlins02 · January 19th, 2008, 01:07 PM

*dick waving around*

"guys bring it in, take a knee" LOL

JJ · January 19th, 2008, 01:14 PM

Originally Posted by marlins02

*dick waving around*

"guys bring it in, take a knee" LOL

Absolutely the best part.

floridafan13 · January 19th, 2008, 01:27 PM

wtf?!

lol

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